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Any place that has this sign out front has got to be good |
For the past few weeks, a couple of friends of mine have been talking about Off Site Kitchen, the new place from Nick Badovinus (who opened up the Neighborhood Services restaurants). From what I've read, Off Site Kitchen is the place where all the meat and fish that's headed to the NS restaurants is taken and prepared before it's sent on. And just because he's an awesome chef, Badovinus decided to open up a little food shack out front and give people "light industrial food," or in other words, "what line cooks eat."
I was supposed to meet a friend, but instead decided to go it alone, so I didn't have someone else yammering in my ear about how good it was...I wanted to have an unbiased mind. First off, the location is on the far west side of the Design District...near the Trinity River at the corner of Wycliff & Irving Blvd. At first I coudn't find it, because the only sign announcing it's presence is the metal one shown above that just says "EAT". I should have realized where it was with the mass of cars parked in the tiny parking lot and the line of people standing outside the door. I walked up, took a menu from the lovely waitress, and perused the items.
After talking with my friends, I knew that I was going to get the Crispy Sloppy Taco, a large taco shell filled with sloppy joe meat, lettuce, cheese, sour cream, and cilantro. And I heard good things about their burgers...
...I must digress at this point, and change the subject of the conversation for the moment. There's been a lot of talk about how great of a burger town Dallas is, and I'm one of those people that champion it as the mecca of Burger-dom. But a recent conversation with my GF resulted in my understanding that a burger is a burger is a burger. There isn't much difference between the burger you get at Whataburger and the one you get at Twisted Root...the only difference is the condiments. I can't see how the ground beef is any different at one restaurant than it is at another...it's GROUND BEEF. In other words, I'm a bit of a burger snob. For me to classify a burger as A REALLY GOOD BURGER it's gotta blow my socks off...and usually that's done by changing something with the bun, or whatever junk you put on top of it. There endeth the sermon...
I walked into the former chicken shack and instantly fell in love with the decor. If I had a wood paneled man cave in the early 1980s, it would look like Off Site Kitchen. Posters & pictures adorn the walls along with beer signs & cow heads. The menu on the back wall looks like one that you'd find at an old butcher shop 30 years ago, and classic rock was blaring through the speakers.
If you're claustrophobic, you might just want to get a friend to go in and pick up your order, because the inside is SMALL...and with that many people trying to get at this delicious food, there were a few times that my personal space was invaded in an uncomfortable way. But the line moved fairly quickly and the lady behind the counter was efficient.
One of the great things about OSK is the old fashioned juice dispensers at the front. The best thing to do is grab a Styrofoam cup, fill it up with ice, find your favorite flavor (Hawaiian punch & Gatorade lost out to Lemonade for me) and sip on your beverage while waiting to place your order. Don't be like the lady in front of me that was doing her best MC Hammer impression, back and forth between the counter and the drink bar. Can't touch this.
I ordered my food and headed outside and sat down at one of the many picnic tables they have. I liked the planters they had on the table...small delicate flowers resting inside old Army ammo tins. That's a great metaphor for this place...the food is classy and refined, but it's made for the working man.
My food came out fairly quickly considering the line, and I was aghast at the burger in front of me. The Double Delux is two meat patties covered with melted cheese, bacon, lettuce & tomatoes. There was no way I could stick this thing in my mouth. I picked it up out of the meat juices it was sitting in (not a big fan of that...my bun got all soggy) and started eating it like a lion attacks a gazelle.
The burger was a tasty burger, but like I said above, it tasted how a good burger should taste. The ingredients were fresh, the meat was cooked throughout and was tender, but I could do the exact same thing on my grill at my apartment. Looking over the menu and reading other reviews, I really should have tried one of the sandwiches, which the place is really known for. The taco was as good as I was told, and the more I bit into it, the more I enjoyed it. One thing, though...it's a BIG taco, so make sure you have room to eat it. I was miserable after everything I ate this afternoon.
The real treat was the small pecan pie that I took home and enjoyed later at work. Wow. That thing was fantastic, though I don't know if it was $2.95 fantastic. If it was bigger, sure, but it was smaller than my palm.
All in all, it was a fantastic lunch, and I'm looking forward to going back again. Maybe tomorrow.
Off Site Kitchen
2226 Irving Blvd.
Dallas, TX 75207
214-741-2226